Fuck nerds. Fuck all nerds.

It’s time to bash some nerds skulls in.

Or kick down their dorky little sand castles.

Go read a book you nerd.

Or go play League of Legends.

Go cry about girls you nerd.

Go surfing with friends.

Go watch YouTube videos.

Or go drink a few beers with some cool people and talk about your business idea.

Or go enjoy starting your company with some brilliant minds.

Or go achieve the things you want to in your life you tryhard.

Go spend that money on huge vacations with all your friends and beautiful women on Maui. 

Or go marry the most beautiful soul on the planet with your truest friends by your side.

Fuckin’ nerd. 

And then have beautiful children and become a role model to them for a life well lived.

Yeah, go to your death bed knowing you made the world a better place for people, 

And that you lived fully and laughed often, and that many people got to experience your positivity.

Fuckin nerd.